• spanish and italian:

    So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.

  • french:

    haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever

  • german:


  • english:

    *shooting up in the bathroom*

  • gaelic:

    the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck

  • polish:

    here have all of these consonants have fun

  • japanese:

    subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western

  • welsh:

    sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk

  • chinese:

    here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.

  • arabic:

    so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!

  • latin:

    here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening

  • sign language:

    If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"

  • russian:

    idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it

  • Greek:

    so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit

Leyes de crimen de odio, salvaje hipocresía

1) si alguien mata a alguien es crimen, pero si alguien mata a alguien de distinto color, es crimen de odio

2) creemos que eso es una salvaje hipocresía, todos los crimenes son por odio: si un hombre golpea a otro por estar acostado con su mujer, ¿no es eso un crimen de odio?

3) si alguien vandaliza un edificio de gobierno, ¿acaso no es por que odia el gobierno?

4) los motivos no deben variar la sentencia.

5) es hora de no dividir mas a la gente, las leyes de crimen de odio apoyan la idea de que los blancos y los negros son diferentes, que los homosexuales son distintos a los no homosexuales, que no somos iguales

6) al contrario, debemos ser tratados igual, con las mismas leyes y los mismos castigos para los mismos delitos

7) de ser así, cartman podría ser liberado y ganaríamos la carrera de trineo

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